Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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