I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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