I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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