remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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