You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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