Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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