Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
