Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We're too hungover to prance.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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