Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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