apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Less talking, more tequila
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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