It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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