i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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