come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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