what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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