I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
im on a boat
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I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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