I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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