Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize