I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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