That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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