If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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