she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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