I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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