big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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