You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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