my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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