I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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