38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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