Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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