we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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