I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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