I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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