why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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