He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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