sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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