32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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