you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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