I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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