there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
