remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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