Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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