So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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