I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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