My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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