First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and she was petting her beer can
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I didn't notice because vodka
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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