yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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