you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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