Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Less talking, more tequila
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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