sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The power of my boobs compel you
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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