Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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