Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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