i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
