I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think people are normalizing furries
Panties = found
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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