Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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