I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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