I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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