quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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