i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You coming home soon, man?
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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