the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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