Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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