no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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