she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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