Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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