So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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