Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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