Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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