problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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