Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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