I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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