There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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