You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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