Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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