Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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